"On October 11th, 2013 we began on our drunken journey for the greatest college Christmas decoration. After doing the math (in multiple attempts) we found that we will need
833 853 fucking beer cans. However, we will not be denied our conquest. Putting our livers and GPA’s on the line, we will put our will to the test as we attempt to make five college boys’ Beer-mas dream come true. When you see the Leaning Tower of Pisa, the Eiffel Tower, and other wonders of architecture, what comes to mind? THE TREE OF BEER-MAS. Though its structure may crumble, due to the fact that the beer cans aren’t that sturdy, its name will live on forever in legend and the hearts of college students everywhere. God bless the Tree Of Beer-mas. #Beerlieve2013.”
-Antonio Suri (IG: antoniomsuri)
"Alcoholics, collegiate warriors, frat stars, and beer lovers of Tumblr, lend me your ears. I come today, preaching of the journey of five men with a dream… a dream to build a Beer-mas tree never before seen by mortal eyes. Our quest begins today, October 11th, 2013. After careful calculation, hours of rigorous work, and a lot of alcohol consumption, we have concluded that we will need 853 beers to complete this engineering masterpiece. My brothers and sisters, I warn you, many livers will perish in this great quest. But, when we complete this architectural, engineering, alcoholic feat, many will admire its greatness. All will know of this epic tale, for it will spread to the eyes, ears, and hearts of all those beer lovers who dwell in this wonderful world. #Beerlieve2013."
-Austin Kelley (IG: austinmichaelkelley)